Halloween Joke

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do a about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK...... My name is Gary and I'm going to a Halloween party.' 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!............

My TSU whys.

The New TSU Social Network.

It's invite only, so enroll for FREE here: www.tsu.co/christysandhoff

People Keep Asking, So Here's My TSU FAQ:

What It TSU?

A social platform paying it's members 90% of Ad revenue generated from their everyday posts, shares, and content.

Does It Work?

Apparently. I've been on for a week or so.

How Does It Work?

Like your other social media platforms, Join, Engage, Post, Comment, Add, and Like.  Your posts show up in other people's feed, any ad clicks or impressions gained are split between you 90% and TSU 10%.

Why Does TSU Pay Users?

Their philosophy is since the members makes the content on the network, they should get paid for most (90%) of it. As a network provider for the users, they take 10% of those revenues. 

Is this legal?

So far. It's grown to the top 4000 sites in the US in less than two weeks.

How Much Money Will I Make?

At first you'll make pennies, maybe an extra few bucks - still, it's more than you make on any other network.  I don’t expect to become a gozillionaire, but I will have a nice meal out on the town from all this. You'd have to get pretty popular at this point to get rich from it.  So you will earn in proportion to your participation and content.

How Do I Start?

It's invite only, so enroll for FREE through my link www.tsu.co/christysandhoff and become part of my TSU family (you'll be connected with me) 

Why Did You Join TSU?

It's fun to be part of a growing network of active users that find this entrepreneurial approach a fresh idea to participate with

Engage Early

I didn't get on MySpace when it first came out.  I didn't do that for Facebook or Twitter either.  But when Google Plus came out, I asked for an invite right away, and though I didn't get it right away, I can say I jumped on it a lot earlier than I did for the previous social media platforms.

So when I heard about TSU, one week after its launch, I immediately enrolled.  No, I didn't know everything about it.  No, I didn't know how everything worked.  But just like with G+ and FB and all social media, I am learning as I go along.  And the same thing is said by other on Tumbler, LinkedIn, and Pinterest.

Remember, when you first joined G+ or Twitter or FB?  Are they the same platforms as they were when you joined?  No they aren't.  And I don't expect TSU to be the same 6 months from now either.

That is why it is so important for you to enroll now.  Learn as you go.  And be the one that can say, "I was an early adopter."

So please, don't wait to get in on the benefits of TSU.  Enroll here for FREE.  Be and early adopter.  Be a learner as you go.  Finally get paid for your content creation.  Friend me and follow me and I will do the same for you.

Below is a G+ post by Christine DeGraff.  It's about TSU and after you read it, I am hoping you will take the short few minutes required to enroll for FREE with me here.

Just launched last Tuesday, Tsu (pronounced "Sue") is a social media

 platform that pays you to post. It is estimated that the average user will 

earn $1,000 extra per year simply for "being social." I have been testing 

it out this week and have already earned $18.26. No, I won't quit my day

 job, but I can see how this could really help put a little extra cash into 

people's pockets over time. More importantly, it is fun to be a part of 

something new and I am getting crazy views and engagement. A lot of 

people from G+ have jumped on board and I see a lot of social media 

influencers claiming their vanity name just in case it really does become

a hit - I am still keeping G+ as my first home, but I am having fun 

playing around over there! 

The way it works is by sharing its ad revenue with the users and their 

network. They keep 10%, the original content creator keeps 45%, and

 the network splits 45%. It IS set up similar to an MLM but it is not an

 MLM and it is not a scam. Even +Mark Traphagen who was pretty dead

 set against it at first has had a bit of a change of heart after using it for a

 week and learning more about it.

I have never seen such incredible follower growth on any other network -

 after a week I already have more followers (3,000+) than I do on

 Instagram and half as many as I do on Twitter - and I have been on

 those platforms for YEARS! I have already had more than 45,000 views

 on my posts and 2,500 likes. Like I said, it is pretty incredible how much

 it has already exploded. The site has crashed a few times today

 because they are getting thousands of sign-ups per minute from what I

 understand - so if it is down, try back later.

 

My social media.

First I was on MySpace. I still check it maybe once a month. I don't post anything there though.
Myspace site.

Then I joined Facebook.  Love it for keeping in touch with family and sharing all of our photos.
My Facebook page

Then as I started using my smart phone more and more, so I jointed Twitter.
My Twitter posts are here.

I also learned about blogging which is where I am creating this now.  But I did stop blogging for a while.  I am picking it back up now.
My blogging site.

Then social media seemed to explode and Google Plus really took off for me.
My Google Plus site.

I did ask for an ELLO invite but never got one.
Ask for an Ello invite here.

And then along came TSU.  It's a blend of Facebook and Google Plus and works just like all my other social media sites when it comes to posting, sharing, etc.
The one BIG difference.  They pay me.  Now I don't know if this will ever make me a gozillionaire or just earn me enough to pay for a dinner out, but it is growing geometrically and I am impressed enough to continue and to ask you to enroll for FREE too.
Enroll for FREE here.

My fur baby Button

This is my fur baby, Button.

We found each other at the Sacramento SPCA.

She was just 6 weeks old, and when I saw her I said,

"You're as cute as a button."

The name stuck.

Button is half chihuahua and half mini Pincer.

She is almost 4 years old and is affectionately known as

our Puppy Over Lord.